Thursday, August 1, 2013
Since Arsenal won their last trophy may 2005
Since Arsenal last won a trophy (21st May
2005): 8 years, 2 months, 9 days, 20hours, 14
minutes, 29seconds.
Lets take a look at some of the
things that have
happened since then...
- Lionel Messi turned
professional&won 78 individual
trophies/awards, including 4
consecutive Ballon
d'Ors.
- Steven Gerrard has played
over 340 games for Liverpool.
- Arsenal have bought 49 players
and sold 79.
- Members of that 2005 have won
53 trophies
elsewhere.
- Chelsea have had 9 different
managers.
- Technology skipped a
generation.
- Lionel Messi has scored 269
goals..
- Arsene Wenger has earned over
£56m in wages.
- 29 English teams have won
domestic trophies.
- England national team have been
exactly the same
(SHIT&OVERRATED)
- Juventus and man City have been
relegated,
promoted and won the league.
- Liverpool have won 5 trophies
[This time it isn't
a HISTORY story ;)]
- Pep Guardiola retired as a
player, became a manager and
won 15 trophies.
- Arsenal have spent £227.500.00
on new players.
- Birmingham City have been
relegated three times,
promoted twice, and won a
trophy [League Cup] against arsenal... Oh
wait! Wigan too
won a trophy and got relegated.
- The planet'Mercury'has orbited
the sun 32 times.
- 390 people have been caught
masturbating in the street on
Google Street View.
- Suarez has bitten 2 different
players in 2 different countries
for 2 different teams.
- Twitter has been created and
gained over 500
million users.
- Man. City have spent about
£930 Million pounds on players.
- Every English club across every
English league has changed
manager.
- Portsmouth have gone from
Premier League to League 2.
- Spain rose to dominance in
world football and has
won 3 major titles
consecutively, including World
Cup.
- Luis Suárez has been
suspended for a total of 32
games... Oh and he's won 5
trophies.
- Nicholas Anelka has scored 98
goals for 7 different clubs, got
married&had 2 kids.. and he's
won 6 trophies.
- Zambia won the AFCON.
- Chelsea and Bayern signed 177
midfielders.
- The average 7UP soft drink can
has
been recycled 51 times.. [calm
down Barcelona fans,I
wasn't referring to the epic UCL rape:P]
- There have been 908 recorded
instances of rabbits raping
cats... dafuq?
- Chuck Norris has personally
taken
down 1,122 international
terrorists.
- Arjen Robben has passed the
ball to his teammate more than 5
times.. [incredible,
this coming from Robben:D]
- Wayne Rooney has grown hair,
lost it, purchased a hair
transplant and then lost it
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God help arsenal 1st
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