JOKE OF THE DAY.........................................................................CRAZY MOMENTS WITH AKPORS

1. TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay? AKPOS: No Sir, it's the same dog. 2. Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him "sir can I help you open the door?" Akpos said"don't worry, just help me hold the house straight, I can open the door" 3. Akpos won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the tree. He then boarded a flight to london, on the plane feeling good about himself he looked at the photo and suddenly he burst into tears. In his hands was the photo, in it therewas a man smiling at the top of the tree. 4. AKPOS: Your teeth are like the stars. EKAETTE: Awwwww, thanks are they that pretty? AKPOS: No, they are far away from each other! 5. TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand and 5 in the other, what do I have? AKPOS: A drinking problem! 6. Akpos: Musa, if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? Musa: Ofcourse, my dog! Akpos: Why your dog? Musa: My dog will shut up once I let it in. 7. Interviewer: Where were you born? Akpos: Punjab. Interviewer: Which part? Akpos: What do you mean which part? The whole body was born in Punjab. 8. AKPOS: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype and G-Talk. FRIEND: Dude, do you have a life? AKPOS: OMG! No! Send me the link. 9. A Doctor was giving speech on alcohol DOCTOR: People you know alcohol kills slowly... AKPOS: Who told you we are in a hurry? 10. TEACHER: Who is d President of Iraq? AKPORS: I don't know Ma TEACHER: You need to focus more on your studies. AKPORS: Please Ma, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes. AKPORS: Do U know Angela TEACHER: No, AKPORS: joy TEACHER: no AKPORS: Ruth TEACHER: no why? AKPORS: You need to focus more on your husband! Which Do U LIKE most? Comment with Numbers