Joke of the day

DAD : Akpos, if Mr John asks after me, tell him I'm not around. How will you tell him when he comes, because i know you are funny ? Akpos : When he comes, I will say my daddy said I should tell you he is not around. DAD : Idiot! Just tell him, he is not around. Ok! ? Akpos : Yes daddy. [When Mr John arrived...] MR JOHN : Akpos, where is ur daddy ? Akpos : He is not around. MR JOHN : When is he coming back ? Akpos : Wait let me go and ask him he didn't tell me. (Rushed into the room, shouting, daddy, daddy, when are u coming back?