Joke of the day

After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors came back to Naija with the American slang/ accent. He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by a men of the Nigeria Police Force."Hey, where u dey go?""Wat de f*ck do u mean, Yo talking tu me?"replied Akpors This incited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin). He was taking to the police station and put in a cell. There in the cell, Akpors kept on ranting and shouting,"Yo bunch of shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in this cell. Get me a f*cking fone!!"This went on until a BOSS (Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky and thunderous voice,"Scorpion, abeg give this guy a phone call"Scorpion headed straight to Akpors corner and landed him a THUNDEROUS SLAP"GBOOOOAAAAAAA". The sound was nothing far from the sound of a Thunder strike."E done dey ring, abi make I redial?"Akpors accent changed,"Bros abeg, e don connect"