Friday, August 2, 2013
Funny but true
A kid asks his father for help on a writing
assignment. "Dad, can you tell me thedifference
between potential and reality?"
His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll
demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep
with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell mewhat you've
learned."
The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if
someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep
with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis,if someone
gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad
Pitt?"
She replies, "Omi god! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've
figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million
bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts."
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