Joke of the Day

AKPOS: Uncle, I learnt its difficult to get admission into University these days, except you are well connected… Uncle: Yes thats true. … AKPOS: Since you are connected, I came to ask you to help me get admission into university after my jamb. Uncle: Ya that’s true…am connected and I will help you. AKPOS: Thank you uncle. Uncle: You are welcome, so how is your result, is it Waec or Neco and how many credits did you get? AKPOS: Uncle, its waec, I had only 2 credits in Agricultural science and Yoruba language, but I failed the rest. Uncle: Well, that’s not bad,you can still be a doctor, not a medical doctor really, but native doctor (babalawo)..you will use your credit in Agric in collecting herbs from forest, and Yoruba language for incantations. One word for the uncle